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Post by Moeiii on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:01 am

As we all know its all FS/RS and no play for us ogamers, YET! BEHOLD!!! This topic (: its just for us to talk about our feelings and sucky lives and blah blah blah...well not really, its just to goof off and have fun Smile SO! To put this baby in first gear...Life is life and such is life. Jk lol, but seriously why dont we use the quick chat more often!!! WHERE IS THE LOVVEEE!!!!!!!! (:

Have fun,

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Post by Stardango on Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:14 pm


Lol Some gamers are very young and fear self-expression, and some gamers are closeted, and anti social, just play games and never interact at a human level, preferring to blow your head off instead, then you get old farts like me and some others in the alliance, that chat like chickens all the time, posting ten page scripts that could be explained in two words, lol ( I fit into that category) lol

so the chat box is never used, But yes perhaps if this thread takes off we might get some random mad and damn right crazy chat in it, best of luck with this thread!

Thanks for your imput!

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Post by Moeiii on Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:48 am

well that sucks hahahaha. I like to interact Smile meet new ppl wether its online or real life. its fun Very Happy...but seriously i got a new keyboard!!! just fyi if you saw me during my broke phase lol. i spilled freaking water on it and the bottom half didnt work and the top half too! i was like wtf...but i could still play League of Legends Very Happy lol
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Post by Dmaster96 on Mon Oct 03, 2011 5:49 am

here my input
One day a girl walks up to a boy and ask do you think am pretty the boy say no the girl then ask do you want to be with me forever the boy again says no the girl then ask would you cry if I left thr boy again says no the finally heard enough and as she truns away in tears the takes her by the hand and says your not pretty your beautiful I dont want to be with you forever I need you forever I wouldnt cry if you left I would die

break ups suck
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Post by halcyon on Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:45 pm

Funny stuff? Would be good.
But.........
Stardango you are NOT an old fart
Moeiii pouring water on your keyboard is not funny
Dmaster96 - crying girls and not funny
LOL

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Post by Dmaster96 on Wed Oct 26, 2011 11:08 pm

Yea this alliance really does not have any humor and I was just sad that day (read the whole thing cuase it no about crying girls ) o well TOPIC FAIL!!!
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Post by Stardango on Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:27 am

Dmaster96 wrote:Yea this alliance really does not have any humor and I was just sad that day (read the whole thing cuase it no about crying girls ) o well TOPIC FAIL!!!

Lol .... its funny that its no funny lol!

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A Day in Hell




One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we
do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab,
and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars
from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no
biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack,
Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're
dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great
big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right -
you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.


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http://www.ogame.gamestats.org/org/108/search/player/Stardango

http://www.ogame.gamestats.org/org/20/search/player/Stardango

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Post by Stardango on Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:33 am

A Mime in a Zoo



One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn
some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a
zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper
explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla,
has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will
fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they
can get another one. The mime accepts.


So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the
cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can
sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger
crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire
of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that
the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to
his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the
top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to
the lion's cage. Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd
loves it.


At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise
for being such a good attraction. Well, this goes on for some time, the
mime keeps taunting the lion, the crowds grow larger, and his salary
keeps going up. Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the
furious lion he slips and falls. The mime is terrified.


The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared
that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close
behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help
me!", but the lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds himself
flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and the lion says, "Shut
up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?"

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http://www.ogame.gamestats.org/org/20/search/player/Stardango

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Post by Stardango on Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:43 am


A Lawyer's Question



A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to
the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He
approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"


She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've
known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you've
been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your
wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their
backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the
brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a
two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."


The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he
pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Williams, do you
know the defense attorney?"


She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since
he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents.
And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy,
bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can't build a
normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of
the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."


At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and
called both counselors to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he
said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me,
you'll be in jail for contempt within 5 minutes!"


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http://www.ogame.gamestats.org/org/108/search/player/Stardango

http://www.ogame.gamestats.org/org/20/search/player/Stardango

http://www.ogame.gamestats.org/org/22/search/player/Stardango

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Post by Dmaster96 on Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:26 pm


nature's way of letting you know its going to have a very bad day
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Post by Dmaster96 on Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:30 pm

who the hell signed this permission slip for this one
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Post by Dmaster96 on Tue Nov 01, 2011 6:05 am

http://m.youtube.com/?tsp=1#/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo

who doesnt love a BOOT TO THE HEAD
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Post by mxtape on Tue Nov 01, 2011 5:32 pm

www.20b.org/

don't click that link.

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Post by Moeiii on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:16 pm

i did it...that wasnt funny lol. good thing i had AVG to save my butt Very Happy
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Post by mxtape on Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:19 pm

hah, pure madness.

also, http://fearthegaychicken.org/

i guess this one might be NSFW, but it's nothing crazy

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Post by Dmaster96 on Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:48 am

Gay chicken win!!!!¡¡¡¡¡
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